A man is out shopping

A man is out shopping when he discovers a new brand of Olympic protection.

He buys a pack and shows his wife.

‘They’re in three colors,’ he tells her, ‘Gold, silver and bronze.’

‘So what color are you going to wear tonight?’ she asks.

‘Gold of course,’ replies the man.

‘Why don’t you wear silver?’ replies his wife.

‘It would be nice if you came second for a change!’