A man walks into a clock shop
A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working.
He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his weapon.
The woman screams “excuse me sir this is a CLOCK SHOP”.
“I know” replied the man “I want two hands and a face put on this”.
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