A man walks into a nearly empty bar
A man walks into a nearly empty bar and orders a drink.
He’s sitting alone at the end of the bar, sipping away, and he hears a voice.
He looks around and sees no one nearby.
He forgets about it and continues drinking.
“Nice tie,” the voice says again.
He looks around a second time.
The bartender and all other customers are at the other side of the room.
Confused, the man calls the bartender over and asks about the mysterious voice that admired his clothing.
“Oh, that’s the peanuts,” the bartender said.
“The peanuts?” asked the man.
“Yeah, they’re complimentary.”
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