Clean Jokes
A man walks up
So a man walks up to the department store counter:
“Two pairs of underwear please.”
The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief.
“Only two pairs of underwear?”
“Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.”
The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order.
A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.”
“Only 5 eh?”
“Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.”
The man behind the counter shakes his head.
“Well, you’re better than the last guy!”
A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.”
“Finally, a man who knows hygiene!”
“Yes, I do try. One for every day and I do my laundry on Sunday.”
At the end of the day, a fourth man who is an old man walks into the underwear department.
“12 pairs of underwear please.”
“Wow! You must be really clean!”
The old man smiles.
“Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…”
