A monk and a priest are driving down a street in different directions.
Oddly enough, they end up getting into a crash.
They both get out of their cars, infuriated that there had been a wreck.
But since both of them are men of God, they began to talk.
The priest says that it was fortunate for these two men of the cloth to have met in such a strange way.
The monk says that it was also lucky that his bottle of fine wine was left undamaged after such a great accident.
So, they decide to celebrate.
The priest ends up drinking almost all of the wine.
And just as there’s about one drink left in the whole bottle, the priest asks the monk if he would like a drink.
The monk shrugs and says “No thanks, I’ll just wait for the police to arrive.”