Clean Jokes
A monkey who was travelling in the plane
Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive.
Fortunately, the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions:
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
Officer: “When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Tying their belts”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Saying Hello! Good morning!”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Checking the system.”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Looking for my people.”
Officer: “After 10′ minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Having beverages and snacks.”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Serving the travelers.”
Officer: “What were the Pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering.”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Eating & throwing.”
Officer: “After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Some were sleeping and some were reading.”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Makeup.”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering.”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Nothing.”
Officer: “Just before the plane crash what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “All were sleeping.”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the air hostess.”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering!”