A new vacuum cleaner salesman

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door.

A lady opened it before she could speak.

The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow dung on the carpet.

Salesman: – Madam, if I couldn’t clean this up in the next 3 mins with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this!!

Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that?

Salesman: – Why Madam?

Lady: – Because there’s no electricity in the house…!!!