A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door.
A lady opened it before she could speak.
The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow dung on the carpet.
Salesman: – Madam, if I couldn’t clean this up in the next 3 mins with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this!!
Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that?
Salesman: – Why Madam?
Lady: – Because there’s no electricity in the house…!!!