Clean Jokes
A old man lose his driving license
An old man thinks he is going to lose his driving license and all just because of a stupid police officer.
The conversation went like this when the old man got pulled over in his car:
Officer: “Can I see your driving license please, I think you are drunk!”
Old man: “I assure you, I do not drink alcohol.”
Officer: “OK, let’s do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a motorway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?”
Old Man: “A car.”
Officer: “Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?”
Old Man: “I have no idea!”
Officer: “So, you’re drunk.”
Old Man: “But I don’t drink alcohol.”
Officer: “Okay, one more test — Imagine, you drive in the dark on a motorway at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it?
Old Man: “A motorcycle.”
Officer: “Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Yamaha?”
Old man: “I have no idea!”
Officer: “As I suspected, you’re drunk!”
Then the old man started to get annoyed and asked him a counter-question;
Old Man: “So…, counter-question. You’re driving in the dark on a motorway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a corset as a top. What is this?”
Officer: “A call girl of course.”
Old man: “Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?”
Things went downhill from there and now the old man have a court date to attend.