Clean Jokes
A senior citizen said to his old buddy
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
“So I hear you are getting married?”
“Yep!”
“Do I know her?”
“Nope!”
“This woman, is she good looking?”
“Not really.”
“Is she a good cook?”
“Now, she can not cook too well.”
“Does she have lots of money?”
“Nope! Poor as a church mouse.”
“Well, then, is she good in bed?”
“I do not know.”
“Why in the world you want to marry her then?”
“Because she can still drive!”
