The boss is wary, but they’re short on salesmen and he is willing to give it a shot.
On his first day, the new salesman comes in during lunch.
“C-c-can I g-get some n-n-new B-Bibles, I’m out of st-t-stock,” he says.
The boss is flabbergasted.
“How on Earth did you manage that?” he asks.
“S-simple,” the man says. “When th-th-they opened th-the d-d-door I just a-asked them: d-d-do you wan-want to b-b-b-buy one or sh-shall I r-r-read it t-to you?”