A teacher and little boy

A teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him.

Little boy: “teacher are you sleeping in class?”

Teacher: “No I am not sleeping in class.”

Little boy: “What were you doing sir?”

Teacher: “I was talking to God.”

The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him.

Teacher: “young man, you are sleeping in my class.”

Little boy: “No, not me sir, I am not sleeping.”

Angry teacher: “What were you doing?”

Little boy: “I was talking to God.”

Angry teacher: “What did he say?”

Little boy: “God said he never spoke to you yesterday.”