A teacher at a polytechnic college
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow’s final exam:
“Now listen to me, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”
A smart student little Johnny at the back of the room raised his hand and asked.
“What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter mating exhaustion?”
The entire class was reduced to laughter and staggering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said.
“Well, I suppose you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”
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