A thief burst into a Florida bank

A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun.

Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, “FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A BANG-UP!”

For a moment, everyone was silent.

Then the snickers started.

The guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing.

It probably saved his life, because he’d been about to draw his gun.

He couldn’t have drawn and fired before the thief got him.

The thief ran away and is still at large.

In memory of the event, the bank later put a plaque on the wall engraved “Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a bang-up!”