A young man walked up and sat down at the bar.
“What can I get you?” the bartender inquired.
“I want 6 shots of magisterial,” responded the young man.
“6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?”
“Yeah, my first blowjob,” the man answered.
“Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house.”
“No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won”t get rid of the taste, nothing will.”