A horny young man went to a brothel.
The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be.
The man wanted to know what was available.
Madam, “On the first floor, we have the ex-models they are all slinky and hot On the second floor, we have our ex-actresses they are all buxom and beautiful On the third floor, we have our ex-teachers they.”
Man, “Say no more! Lead me to the third floor.”
Madam, “Are you sure I’m surprised that you would prefer ex-teachers to ex-models and ex-actresses.”
Man, “It’s obvious, ma’am, teachers always make you do a thing over and over again, until you’re perfect at it.”