One day Little Billy is at school showing off his new Spider man watch.
When Little Johnny spots it he asks, “How did you get that watch?”
“I walked in on my Mum & Dad having lovemaking.”
Explained Billy “My Dad shouted at me, then later came to apologies and bought me this new watch to say sorry”.
That night Johnny had a plan, he’d stay awake until he heard his Mum & Dad getting down to it and then burst in on them and maybe get a watch for himself.
Everything went to plan and as he burst in shouting,
“I wanna watch!”
“Go get yourself a chair and be quiet then.” replied his Dad.