Clean Jokes
Bizarre Automobile Insurance Claims
The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.
I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midnight.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.