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Bizarre Automobile Insurance Claims

The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.

I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.

I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midnight.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

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I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

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Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.

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The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

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