Damn it, Jack!

A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife undressed and panting on the bed.

“Honey,” she said, thinking quickly,

“I think I’m having a heart attack!”

While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly stumbled over his crying four year old,

who told him there was a undressed man in the closet.

He ran to the closet, opened the door, and there was his best friend.

“Damn it, Jack!” he shouted,

“Jill’s having a heart attack and here you are scaring the hell out of the kids!”