Doctor asks him a few questions

Maurice is 70 years old and makes an appointment to see his doctor.

His doctor asks him a few questions.

“Do you have any problems urinating?”

Maurice replies,

“No, Doctor. It’s very regular, every morning at 7 am.”

“And what about your bowel movements?”

Maurice replies,

“They’re fine also, Doctor. Every morning at 8 am.”

“So then why did you come to see me?”

“I don’t wake up until 9 am”