George Burns was on the Oprah Winfrey Show, and bragged, that despite his 97 years, he could still have lovemaking three times a night.
After the show, Oprah said, “George, if I’m not being too forward, I’d love to have lovemaking with an older man. Let’s go back to my place.
So they go back to her place and have great lovemaking.
Afterwards, George says, “If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better lovemaking.
But while I’m sleeping, hold my ball in your left hand, and my weapon in your right hand.”
She says okay. He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better lovemaking.
George says, “Oprah, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best lovemaking yet. But again, hold my ball in your left hand, and my weapon in your right hand.”
Oprah says, “Great, George, but tell me, does my holding your peak stimulate you while you’re sleeping?”
George replies, “No, but the last time I slept with a black woman, she stole my wallet.”