Getting Into Heaven

Three guys die and go to the pearly gates to see if they will be let in to heaven.

St Peter asks the first guy where he’s from. “I’m from Cambridge Massachusetts,” he replies.

St Peter asks, “Did you get your doctorate at MIT?” The man says yes and St Peter lets him into heaven.

The second guy steps up and says, “I’m from Berkeley California!”

St Peter asks, “Did you get your doctorate at UC Berkeley?”

The man says yes and St Peter lets him in.

The third guy steps up and says, “I’m from Shelton, Washington!”

St Peter asks, “Did you get your deer?”