Johnny Wanted To Play

Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game.

Little Johnny asked,

“What game is it”?

His Dad replied saying

“For the next hour, sit on the front porch, count how many blue cars drive-by”.

And he sent little Johnny off to the front porch with a lollipop and promptly went to the bedroom.

“Dad! Bobby’s parents are having make love!” Shouted Little Johnny.

“How would you know that?” Shouted his dad from the bedroom.

“He’s sitting on his front porch with a lollipop, counting blue cars!” Little Johnny shouted back.