Johnny’s Class Were Talking About Animals

Little Johnny’s class were talking about animals on farms.

“What kind of sound does a cow make?” the teacher asked.

Sarah raises her hand and after being called on says,

“A cow goes moo!”

“Very good Sarah. Who can tell me what sound a sheep makes?”

Billy raises his hand and after being called on says,

“A sheep goes baa!”

“Excellent Billy! And who can tell me what sound a pig makes?”

All the hands in the class went up.

She was surprised at the response.

She chose Little Johnny at the back of the class.

He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed,

“Up against the wall sc*m bag!!”