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Little Johnny arrived at school

Little Johnny arrived at school with a black eye one day.

Knowing already how much of a trouble maker Johnny was, she wasn’t surprised at all.

However, the teacher took up the chance to ask, “hey Johnny, what’s wrong?”

“It’s my daddy. He hit me,” he said.

“What happened?”

“You see we live in a small house. So I, my mum, my dad sleep on the same bed.

Every night my dad asks, ‘Johnny are you asleep?’

Then I say No & these days he’s started to slap my face.”

The teacher nodded and said to him,

“tonight when your dad asks you again, keep dead quiet Don’t answer.”

The following morning Little Johnny came back with an even severe black eye than before much to the surprise of the teacher.

“My goodness! Johnny I told you not to respond? Why the black eye again?”

“I actually didn’t respond when dad asked me again if I was sleeping.

I shut up and kept dead still.Then my dad and my mom started making some movements.

At the same time mum was breathing like rabbit that has just escaped from danger.

She was kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asked my mum, ‘are you coming?’

Mum said, ‘yes I’m coming, are you coming too?’

And dad answered, ‘yes’. But you see?

They never go anywhere without me so I shouted,

‘hey, wait for me. I’m also coming!’”


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