Long Distance Relationship

A soldier was stationed abroad and received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home.

It read: “Dear Dave, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.

I must admit that I have cheated twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent you. Love, Kim.”

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc.

In addition to the picture of Kim, Dave included all the other pictures of pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.

There were 43 photos in the envelope along with a note that read: “Dear Kim, I’m so sorry but I can’t remember who you are.

Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take care, Dave.”