Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting undressed in a sauna:
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly.
“That was my pager.” She said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later, a phone rang.
The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained.
“That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
The older woman felt very low-tech.
Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.
She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said…
“Well, will you look at that…I’m getting a fax!”