One senior citizen were sitting

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting undressed in a sauna:

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly.

“That was my pager.” She said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later, a phone rang.

The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.

When she finished, she explained.

“That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”

The older woman felt very low-tech.

Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.

She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman finally said…

“Well, will you look at that…I’m getting a fax!”