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Paddy and Mick were both


Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office:

When asked his occupation, Paddy answered,

“Knicker Stitcher, i sew da elastic onto ladies’ knickers and thongs.”

The clerk looked up Knicker Stitchery on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labor, he gave him £80 a week of unemployment pay.

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Mick was next in and when asked about his occupation replied. “Diesel Fitter.”

Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week.

When Paddy found out he was furious.

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He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker were collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained….

“Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labor and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor.”

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“What skill?” Yelled Paddy.

‘I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs, then Mick puts ’em over his head and says:
“Yep, diesel fitter.”

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