Superman was flying around Metropolis when he noticed Wonder Woman lying totally undressed, spread-eagle on her bed.
He thought, “Hmm… I could fly through that open window and be in and out before she even knew what hit her!”
With nothing more than a rustle of the curtains, Superman was on his way, thinking, “Wow! She is really tight!”
Back in her bedroom, Wonder Woman sat up asking, “What in Amazonian was that?!”
The Invisible Man said, “I don’t know, but my bastard sure hurts!”