One day, a man enter a bar and pulls out a Small piano, a small chair and a small man.
The man walks over to the piano and starts Playing it….
Everyone in the bar was shocked they were amused and asked him how he did it…
“There is a genie outside, granting wishes…”, Said the man.
The guy closest to the door ran out and asked the genie, “Are you granting wishes?”
The genie said yes, so the man said “Give me a million bucks!” And bam! A million ducks crossed the street.
The man walked back in and yelled “Man, the genie is deaf!”
The other man said, “I know.
You think I’d wish for a 12 inch Pianist?”.