Clean Jokes The Lawyer Says To His Client share it share it pin it The lawyer says to his client, Bill Shorten, “I have some good news and some bad news.” Bill replies: “I’ve had a bloody awful week, so let’s hear the good news first.” The lawyer says: “Your wife Chloe invested $20,000 in five pictures which are worth a minimum of $2 million.” Bill replies enthusiastically: “Well done, that’s very good news indeed! You’ve made my day. Now, what’s the bad news?” His lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary.” Related Topics: Up Next A Class Of 3rd Graders Return Don't Miss Little Mary Was Not The Best Student Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Relationship Jokes5 hours ago Little Bob went with his mom Relationship Jokes5 hours ago Two old ladies were discussing Naughty Jokes5 hours ago The man said to the clerk Funny Jokes6 hours ago A lady noticed an old happy man Clean Jokes6 hours ago This old man goes to the doctor Relationship Jokes1 year ago He Asks His Father Relationship Jokes1 year ago A elderly husband and wife noticed Naughty Jokes1 year ago A old couple died Funny Jokes1 year ago A elderly woman had just returned Naughty Jokes1 year ago The Doctor Said To The Elderly Man