One day the teacher was asking the class about there weekends.
She asked sue, “how was your weekend?”
Then little Johnny waved his hand “me, me, me.”
Finally giving in said, “what did you do this weekend?”
“I rode in my wagon pulled by my dog and hit a steep hill. The wagon started going faster than the dog and the handle went up his bum.”
“Rectum is the word you’re looking for,” she says.
“Rectum,” said Johnny, “da man near killed him.”