The Three Pastors
Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner.
The first Pastor said, “Ya know,since summer started I’ve been having trouble with mice in my church.
I’ve tried everything–noise, spray, cats–nothing seems to scare them away.
The second Pastor then said “Yea, me too.
I’ve got hundreds living in the basement of the church.
I’ve set traps and even called an expert to get rid of them, yet they still won’t go away.”
With a grin on his face, the third Pastor said, “I had the same problem so I baptised all mine and made them members of the church… Haven’t seen one back since!!!”
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