Three mice

Three mice were having a bragging contest of who was bravest and toughest among them.

The first mouse says “I’m so tough, I ate a whole bag of rat poison once”.

The second mouse gloats, “I’m so tough, I took the cheese from the mouse trap and didn’t get caught”.

Finally, the last mouse gets up to leave and says, “Later, dudes! I feel like going home and harassing the cat.”