Three people are on a plane and it’s about to crash.
The first man throws a hundred dollar bill out the window and prays.
The second man throws a brick out of the window and prays.
The third man pulls the pin on a grenade, throws it out the window, and prays.
Later, when people are on the scene, they spot a person yelling and laughing.
They ask, “Why are you so happy?” and the person replies.
“I was walking along when a hundred dollars fell at my feet!”
They then spot a person with a huge lump on his head.
They go ask him, “What happened to your head?” and he replies, “A brick fell on my head when I was walking!”
They see yet another person with burns and bruises all over him.
They ask him, “Are you a survivor of the crash?”
He says, “No, I farted and my house blew up!”