Clean Jokes
Two guys are out hunting deer
Two guys are out hunting deer.
The first guy says “Did you see that?”
“No,” the second guy says.
“Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead.”
“Oh.”
A couple of minutes later, the first guy says “Did you see that?”
“See what?”
“Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there.”
“Oh”.
A few minutes later the first guy says:
“Did you see that?”
By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says
“Yes, I did!”
“Then why did you step in it?”