Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven.
One turned around and asked the other how he died.
“I froze to death. How about you?”
“I had a heart attack.”
“How did that happen?”
“Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me.
So after work I went straight home.
I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself.
Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots.
When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack.”
“That’s ironic.” “Why?”
“If you would’ve looked in the fridge, we’d both be alive.”