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Two Old Man Sitting On A Bench

Two old man sitting on a bench. Their names are Bill and Simon.

Their bench overlooks a park and they both see some kids are playing football.

Bill turns to Simon and says, “Hey Simon I always wondered, is there football in heaven?”

“I’ll tell you what Bill” answers Simon “when one of us drops down dead I’ll or you’ll let me or you know ok?”

“Sure Simon that sounds great”

Well sadly 2 weeks later Simon dies peacefully in his sleep.

Saddened by the loss of his friend Bill goes to the same bench by the field they always went.

But as soon as he sits down he hears a voice from the sky.

“Bill. Bill! Is that you?’

“Hello there is that Simon?”

“Yeh it is mate don’t worry I’m fine, well to cut things short I have some good news and some bad news” says Simon

“What’s the good news?” Asks Bill

“The good news mate is that there is football in heaven”

“oh fantastic mate, so, what’s the bad news?”

“Well mate, you’ve been selected to play in next week’s semi finals”


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