Two Women Pass A Graveyard

Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee.

The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it.

Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.

The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second woman’s husband, furious:

“My wife came home last night without her undergarment!”

“That’s nothing”, says the other,

“Mine came back with a card stuck between her bum cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.’”