Two Women Pass A Graveyard
Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee.
The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it.
Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.
The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second woman’s husband, furious:
“My wife came home last night without her undergarment!”
“That’s nothing”, says the other,
“Mine came back with a card stuck between her bum cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.’”
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