A husband is late coming home from work and phones his wife.
She says: “Where the hell are you?”
Husband: “Darling, do you remember that jewelry shop where you saw a necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have the money that time but I said baby it’ll be yours one day.”
Wife: “Aaaah yes, I remember my love.”
Husband: “Well, I am in the pub next to that shop!”