Where the hell are you

A husband is late coming home from work and phones his wife.

She says: “Where the hell are you?”

Husband: “Darling, do you remember that jewelry shop where you saw a necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have the money that time but I said baby it’ll be yours one day.”

Wife: “Aaaah yes, I remember my love.”

Husband: “Well, I am in the pub next to that shop!”