Funny Jokes
A Atheist And A Pastor Are Playing A Golf
The atheist is new to the game of golf and therefore is inexperienced unlike the pastor.
On the first hole the atheist misses and shouts “GOD DAMM IT I missed!” And the pastor being a pastor tells him not to use the lords name in vain.
On the second hole the atheist misses and again shouts “GOD DAMM IT I missed!” And the pastor says again not to use the lords name in vain.
On every hole the atheist misses and shouts “GOD DAMM IT I missed!”
The pastor and the atheist get to the last hole and the atheist misses again and he shouts again “GOD DAMM IT I missed!”
And then out of nowhere a bolt of lightning strikes down the pastor killing him and the atheist hears from above “God damm it I missed!”