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A banker saw his old friend Tom


A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year-old rancher, in town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a “mail-order” bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.

Tom assured him that it was.

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The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be.

Tom proudly said, “She’ll be twenty-one in November.”

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the mating appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

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Wanting his old friend’s remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.

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“How’s the new wife?”, asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, “Good – she’s pregnant.”

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued,

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“And how’s the hired hand?”

Without hesitating, Tom said,

“She’s pregnant too.”

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Don’t ever underestimate old Geezers.

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