A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St.Peter.
“Welcome!” he says.
“Because we are currently operating at 99%capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven.
Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance.”
“Okay,” says the blonde.
“Here’s your question: name two days of the week that begin with the letter T.”
“That’s easy. Today and tomorrow!”
“Well, that’s not the answer I was thinking of, but I’ll give you another question. How many seconds are there in a year?”
“That’s easy. Twelve!”
“January second, February second, March second–”
“Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Okay, one more chance.What’s God’s name?”
“That’s easy. Howard!”
“You know ‘Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name…”