“WAHHHHHHHH” the boy exclaims, sobbing.
A man walks by and asks “what’s the matter sonny?”
The boy replies “I LOST MY NICKEL!”
The man reaches in his pocket gives the boy a nickel and says “There there, that’s no reason to fret.
Here’s a fresh nickel for you.” The boy suddenly cries even louder and with more tears than before!
“WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!” he cries, tears streaming down his face.
“Well what’s the matter now?!” The man asks.
The boy, trying to catch his breath to speak whimpers “well mister… if I didn’t lose my first nickel I would’ve had TWO nickels now!”