A brunette goes into the doctor’s office and tells him that everywhere she touches, it hurts.
“Impossible,” the doctor says. “Show me.”
So the brunette touches her elbow and screams.
Then she touches her knee and screams.
Then she touches her ankle and screams.
And this goes on until the doctor finally says, “You’re not really brunette, are you?”
“No,” she says. “I’m naturally blonde.”
“I thought so,” says the doctor. “Your finger is broken.”