A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar

A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed.

The bartender asks them what their troubles are.

The Cowboy takes a shot, then says “my horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi truck carrying tanks of gasoline.

Cause a whole big explosion and blew my poor horse to bits.

” The spider nods sympathetically. “I just lost my husband in that same fire.

The driver found him, freaked out, and crashed trying to squash my dear hubby.

” The bartender is in shock, but finally asks the dinosaur his story.

The dinosaur sniffed, took a sip from his straw, and said “My whole family was on that truck.”