A doctor and a lawyer were both at a reception.
The lawyer noticed that people were constantly coming over to the doctor.
“Why are so many people coming over to you?” asked the lawyer.
“It’s terrible,” sighed the doctor, “ever since I became a doctor I don’t have a moments peace, people are constantly coming over to me for medical advice.”
“I’ll tell you what I do,” said the lawyer with a sneer, “I send them a bill in the mail.”
The doctor agreed with the lawyer that this was a good solution.
The next day upon mailing the bills he was surprised to see a letter from the lawyer, he was even more surprised when he opened it………….it was a bill!