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A elderly man rents an apartment

An elderly man rents an apartment in New York and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

He smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him.

As they talk, her robe slips open, and it quite obvious that she has nothing on under the robe.

Poor old guy breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says,

“Let’s go in my apartment, I hear someone coming…”

He precedes her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall completely open.

She purrs at him,

“What would you say is my best feature?”

The flustered, embarrassed old guy stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out

“Oh, it’s got to be your ears!”

She’s astounded! Why my ears? Looks at these melons! They are full, don’t sag, and they’re all mine! My bum – it’s
firm, doesn’t sag, and has no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars! Why in heaven’s name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?!”

Clearing his throat once again, he stammers –

“Outside when you said you heard someone coming – THAT WAS ME!”


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