An Irish guy goes on a skiing trip to Canada.
After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.
After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall…
He asks the bartender,
“What the heck is that?”
The bartender replies,
“It’s a moose.”
The Irish man says,
“#$%& me! How big are the cats here?”